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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \\('0')// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
ಠ_ಠ bob...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!
A: Was findet man beim Kannibalen in der Dusche?
B: Was?
A: Head and Shoulders
鳥 btm🐍🐍🐍 22. Jan. 2016 um 22:54
A: Wer wohnt im Dschungel und schummelt beim Spielen?
B: Wer?
A: Mogli :D
鳥 btm🐍🐍🐍 22. Jan. 2016 um 22:54
A: Was sitzt auf einem Baum und winkt?
B: Was?
A: Ein HuHu :D
鳥 btm🐍🐍🐍 22. Jan. 2016 um 22:53
A: Was macht eine Bombe im Bordell?
B: Was?
A: Puff :D
鳥 btm🐍🐍🐍 22. Jan. 2016 um 22:48
A: Wie nennt man einen Spanier ohne Auto?
B: Wie?
A: Carlos :D
鳥 btm🐍🐍🐍 22. Jan. 2016 um 22:47
A: Wie viele Mexikaner brauch man um eine Glühbirne aus zu tauschen?
B: Wie viele?
A: Juan :D
So feel free to leave a bad comment
RiP Uncut. Come back >:c!
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Ko1n's ♥♥♥♥♥
feelsbadman
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spasti der nie wieder kommt:]
beelzebub
belzebub
selbst getötet
GoT addicted
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mazin'
mazin
TURRRRRRRRRRM
bob
O! say can you see
beelzebub
castle of glass
un to the cut
Jiraiya
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10 Duck eggs(any type will do if you have a fetish)
25 Pieces of toast
2 Pieces of glass
Half a litre of bleach(Tesco/Asda)
99 Toenail clippings(your dads preferably)
1 Finger(you can kill if you need to)
More bleach to finish it off
Step 1:
Put 5 pieces of toast on a plate as we have bleach we don't want it to be soggy af
Step 2:
Pour some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleach on it any amount will do boi
Step 3:
Now this is a long step so THROW TEN eggs at the sandwich if you miss well gg then you massage it in u wanker then get 33 toenail clippings and sprinkle em around you could call them "seasoning"
Step 4:
Pour the rest of the bleach the eggs the finger toenail clippings oh yea stick the glass in the top to look like horns and you will have a beatiful creation
Final creation:
http://imgur.com/Rdt5SyA