Recent reviews by rbrHumerous

im a sucker for anime girls but this just isnt that good, from the ridiculous amount of content locked behind a paywall, the shady as ♥♥♥♥ publishers, and the unimaginably boring, repetitive and unchallenging gameplay, this game would have had more potential as one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai candy crush ripofffs.

cyberpunk 2077 has better driving physics. geometry dash has a more engaging story. calamity has better balancing. ark has less bugs. all in all, youre better off installing csr racing on your iphone 3gs.

cyberpunk is not an innovative game. it does what hundreds of other games have already figured out how to do right, and it does it well. after three years of committed updates and bugfixes, and especially the 2.0 update, the game is now very very good. from some of the best videogame graphics ever, to a fleshed out, above average story, to an expansive map filled with life, and relatively immersive content, this is a game id recommend.
also- this game just means so much to me and i cant explain why. before 2.0 it was one of maybe four games id grinded for every achievement on. its captivating, enthralling, exciting, and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun.

this is definitely 100% another forza horizon game.

came for the sex, stayed for the communist manifesto

pretty much every review here is sucking this games ♥♥♥♥ for the meme, or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on it for how poorly this is made, but i genuinely believe this game achieves everything it set out to achieve. obviously, its not a "real game", in the sense that there was no massive corporation or heartfelt indie dev team behind this; its a meme, and only a meme. the sole purpose of this game is to mock bhoppers and unironic cringe by making you feel like youre being an "epic gamer" by basing the entirety of the gameplay on spamming the left and right keys. of course its a ♥♥♥♥ game, of course its a meme, of course its buggy as all ♥♥♥♥. but it succeeded at everything it wanted to.

god i really wrote a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ essay on this thing.

even the sex is somehow wholesome

its so easy to xray the blocks but beyond dificult to xray her clothes. devs please add thsi bug.

first length (:
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fourth length: ♥♥♥♥ MAN I JUST WANNA CLIMB ON THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
fifth length: deadth

theres no new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanic, just a nice story. best portal mod imo