Käyttäjän RAT CLOWNCAR viimeaikaiset arvostelut

Hey, look over there, it's Virtua Fighter 2 for Genesis. It's a dollar cheaper and much better than this...whatever it is.

Basically an interactive episode of Liquid Television. I'm down with it.

HEY BUDDY, YOU WANNA RUN CARS OFF THE ROAD WITH YOUR GIANT TRUCK THROUGH POLAND WHILE BLASTING STATUS QUO TAPES ALL NIGHT LONG? get this game then

I played this for 36 hours. I hope it was worth it because I can't remember any of it.

I started on one board and then played another and by the time I stopped playing boards I had a beard down to my knees. Dangerous.

Somebody was asking the other day, do I ever get tired of playing video games? Naw, I said, I love games and so some days it's not really a job, it's more of a lucky break. But I wasn't feeling lucky the day I played "Garshasp: The Monster Slayer", and you know what? By golly, by the time it was over, I was feeling kind of tired of playing video games.

(Apologies to Roger Ebert.)

You're a monster in a cute body. There you go.