legendary

plays like a legend

Landorus-Therian is the prime example and definition of a Pokemon: a monster that is a badass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that kicks ass. He isn't "my homosexual son's poodle" like Stoutland or Lycanroc, nor is he some stupid flying snake like Rayquaza. In my eyes, he is the mascot for the franchise, not that stupid rat Pikachu. ♥♥♥♥ YOU NINTENDO. Fun fact: my girlfriend also happens to like Lando-T, and uses it in Smogon competitive (like me) to to brutally annihilate all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Such foolish dumbasses and their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, how I look down upon them with pity when their pathetic pocket monsters that should've been boxed get ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED like Hiroshima and Nagasaki in WW2. Lando makes Russia's RS-28 Sarmat look like a puny stick of dynamite in comparison. In fact, You see, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ such as Feraligaytr, Tyrantrum, and furbait such as Zoroark, Zeraora, and Lycanroc have no chance in Hell when up against the great and powerful Landorus-Therian.

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Thank you for your consideration of the following message:
Alright listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know you took my last bottle of 7-Up and I just have to say that it's not okay. You have royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my life up with your kleptophagic tendencies and this time it won't go unpunished. You have exactly 48 hours to bequeath unto me half of a dozen 7-Up bottles courtesy of Dr. Pepper-Snapple Inc or the wrath of my entire being shall be visited upon you like ten thousand asteroids smashing violently against a bigger asteroid and then all the little pieces raining down like hellfire unto the earth. You will be bathed in fire and brimstone until naught remains but ash and smoke and the horrid stench of your vaporized visage.

I need to talk to you about the velociraptors circling above our two bedroom appartment in West Philly. It is hopefully going to end well for one of us but I have no idea how long I can hold them off for before things get out of hand on a psycological level. Thank you for your time and please send me the check for the latest rent fee.

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