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Recent reviews by Язычник-кунист

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19 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I really need a 2 meter tall mommy with a flamethrower...
Posted 19 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
You can kiss a BIG STRONG WAR CRIMINAL LADY
Posted 18 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.7 hrs on record
Hell yeah
Posted 12 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
31.6 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Зебра
Posted 10 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.4 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Свинья убивающая росиянских мальчиков до того как это стало мейнстримом
Posted 18 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
211.4 hrs on record (121.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Lovander is literally one of the most fvсkable Pals there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with the fact now, Lovander are an average of 7 feet tall. Lovander is not only the perfect height, but it means they are tall enough to be able to do anything you want. They’re strong enough to pick you up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Lovander, LITERALLY, wants to mate. So, not only does this mean that Lovander can mate with humans... They want to.. They are literally capable of making you a pocket pu33y at base or being yours. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Lovander is a healer and feels a strong emotional connection to their owner, so, they will know before you that you're horny, They literally have it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their owner in every way possible, whenever, and wherever. So, these are just the facts on Lovander, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Lovander is literally the most fvсkable Pal there is: Lovander provides their owner with life steal, so, now you share the damage done during mating. Lovander is literally the most fvсkable Pal there is and all of these are facts that y'all are too afraid to realize
Posted 1 August, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Из божественных смыслов рожден
Змееглазый глашатай Вед
Героический воин-поэт
Побежденный Смешенья злом.
Posted 22 June, 2024.
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0.7 hrs on record
Ну я так і не зрозумів хто тримає цей район
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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42.9 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
У Армстронга в длс мувсет как у моего бати, РЕАЛИЗМ 10/10
Posted 18 April, 2024.
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373.9 hrs on record (372.8 hrs at review time)
I ain't your average sicko
I'm dead, just like disco
My bank account is 000, oh no
I think I need a hero (oh)
I don't have no ego (nah)
'Cause I'm spinnin' out now, woah (woah)

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh that's fine

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh that's fine (woah)

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh that's fine
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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