In the Golden Ages of peace there was only one ruler of the world; the collective known as the Shadow Cleavage, which harmonized all who were ambitious towards the Pursuit of Happiness.
One fateful day, a heroic destroyer was born out of a black hole and collided with the world. This hero had wondrously voluptuous glutes and split the reality of space and the concept of time with one fell clutch of their buttocks, destroying everything that has existed and that has yet to exist....