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Leo? No. Feng? LUL. No.
Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Jin. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine. At least, it's Tekken
I lose the match because I don't have reliable mid pokes. i know in my heart that I'm better. I'm a Mishima player.
I wake up today, went to the kitchen to eat something. My dad came in and said "good morning". Poor man. He doesn't play Mishima. He doesn't know how good it is wavedashing inf front of people.
I just ignored him. If you can't EWGF, don't even talk to me.
My niece ask me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, but he's demoted again because of some braindead Feng player spamming ♥♥♥♥.
The stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars. LUL. This ♥♥♥♥ will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm in his head. I do the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do another and another. The best mixup it's the no mixup. Now he's ducking all the time and I'm doing mid ♥♥♥♥. Two rounds in a row like this. Easy win.