Hello, this is Amazon customer service. We tried calling you and messaging on WhatsApp but couldn’t reach you, so I’m leaving this here.

The inflatable doll you sent back has been repaired and will be shipped to you soon. However, please be gentler with her next time—she’s not made of steel. When it was returned, the staff were nearly in tears from the state it was in. Honestly, I felt the same.

What you did to the front was bad enough, but the back too? And the mouth, nose, ears, and even the belly button—how did you even manage that? After all this, you left a bad review? I’ve reported this to the police. Expect to hear from them soon.