hey princess

Signed by me, lets play csgo :)

Honestly, I am done trying at this point. Tangelos has taken everything from me. My life is in shambles. Just yesterday, Tangelos came into my home and stole from me one of my greatest possessions. My Mag-7 Heaven Guard (Well-worn). It was all I had left. I had sold everything in my life to get that Mag-7 and now that it is gone...I don't know what to do with my life.

I remember this one time; I was in this McDonalds with my son eating some apple pies…then out of nowhere, Tangelos bursts through the window like some sort of freak and flat out just shot my son in the face. He looked at me in the eyes and said "I will get that Mag-7 Heaven Guard from you if its the last thing I do." He swiftly teleported away and that was the last I saw of him until yesterday.

Please if there is anyone out there who can help me retrieve my most prized possession, I will be forever grateful.


-rep bad trade experience.

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Added for trade, accept my request bro

Here I am...sitting in my ♥♥♥-stained socks staring at my dull computer screen thinking..."where did it all go wrong?"

Its been exactly 13 years since I last saw my wife Karen. She left me for Tangelos. He had it all. The toe picture collection, the cool CS:GO skins provided by 'csmoney promo bot', and most importantly a surprisingly small penis. No wonder she left me. I only wish I could go back and try harder than I once did. I would have done more for Karen and the kids. Let this message serve as a warning for those of you who unluckily stumble across this gamer known as Tangelos. He is a cold, dark, and relentless man. He will stop at nothing until he has taken everything from you.

If you have any sense in that thick skull of yours don't take this message as a joke because it is not. It is completely serious.

- rep bad trader