I am Perseus Portaliono Assissiono i Dotaaria ,God of Games and Madness, High-King of The Great Empire of Hydaaria, Skylord-Chieftain of the Druids Talonian, Organizing Administrator of The White Shadow Organisation and The Commanding Officer of the Winged Knights of Hydaaria, the Galdamions, greetings to thou' Who sought to Read this'