HEY 👉YOU👈 SHAMROCK🍀 SLUTS💁
⛪SAINT ⛪PATTY'S 🌤️DAY IS 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 UP SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR 🍯POT🍯 OF GOLD🏅 READY FOR 🏃‍♂️DADDY'S 🍆BANGER🍆 BECAUSE HE'S💁‍♂️ BEEN WAITIN ALL 🎊YEAR💦 TO MAKE SOME MASH🥔. SO GRAB YOUR 🍺🍻🍺, SLAP ON YOUR SLUTTY 💚✅GREEN💚 OUTFIT,👗 AND GET ⏬⏬⏬ UNDER THE 🌈 SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 CROTCHED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK AND YOU'RE AN IRISH🌹🍷👠 THOTTIE. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL TASTE😋 THE CUMMIE💦🌈 RAINBOW. GET 15 BACK AND YOU'RE A 💯TRUE💯 4🍀 LEAF😈 HOVER😫😘🤗👄.

Did you know that Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber AND gum?

It’s HOEvember🍂🍁 2016 and you know what that means- ERECTION DAY✉️🇺🇸 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 soon. It’s almost time to choose a new Daddy of the United States of America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸- or Mommy 😜. The 19th amendment states that the right of citizens to vote “shall 👏not👏be👏denied👏or👏abridged👏by 👏the👏United👏States👏or👏by👏any👏state👏on👏account👏of👏sex🍆” 😩😩😩👌🙌💦. Send this to 19 thotty hoes to get out the vHOEte.

Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans 💁🏽‍♂️♥♥♥♥🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster ♥♥♥♥! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even ✨BETTER✨ 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner ♥♥♥♥♥👀👀👀. If you get NONE 0️⃣back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5️⃣back your a HOT 🔥lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER ♥♥♥♥ 🔥 🔥🔥😈

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