If you came here cause you think I'm cheating, well I'm not, so suck eggs!!!
“In the morning, LORD, you hear my voice; in the morning I lay my requests before you and wait expectantly.” - Psalm 5:3 (NIV)

Previous girlfriends:
// Niki <3 - http://steamoss.com/id/killingblow
// Your mum haha jkkkk :D

Real life appearance:
// 158cm tall (yes I know I'm a short guy :D but I'm long where it counts :D :D ;D)
// 58.7kg
// Brown hair
// Green eyes
// My body is my hobby
// Stubble/beard
// Pretty big ♥♥♥♥ haha don't mean to sound cocky but I jelq a lot :D - was 3.5 inches long now im 4.2 inches long rofl haha

Real life personality:
// Bubbly
// Life of the party - love to do magic tricks at parties haha
// Kind
// Caring

A few things about me:
// Akubra collector and general broad-brimmed hat fashionist.
// English/German descent
// Currently single :D hit me up! I promise I don't bite ;D
// Used to swim in high school
// Have a small foot fetish (nothing too big don't worry)
// Love to party and drink :D
// Bit of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haha
// Eventually caved in and bought a fidget spinner :D
// Pretty good at the Desert Eagle, don't believe me? Ask Rohde :D :D
// Birthday: 25 June 1998 - It's my birthday today? Then shoot me a message!
// Body builder "The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that." - Arnold Schwarzeneggar
// If I'm afk I'm probably either at the gym or at some random girl's house :D
// Can get salty at times
// Grew up watching Naruto and Bleach
// Love a glass of red wine occasionally
// Bit of a grammar nazi
// Favourite quote: "Note too that a faithful study of the liberal arts humanizes character and permits it not to be cruel."
// Do a really good dab in the club haha ask Rohde

* IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME, MESSAGE ME FIRST. NOTE: I MIGHT NOT REPLY BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE MESSAGE ME *

Funny Moments:
// "There's a kit on highway!!!" - Me. "No ♥♥♥♥ Sherlock!" - Rohde 2016
// "Scull that drink" - Rohde. Me: *Sculls drink*. Rohde: *Jaw drops* haha :D
// "I don't need wingmanning" - Rohde. Me: *Goes up to girls with Rohde and wingmans him. Rohde: Ends up kissing one of them. "Yeah ok mate" - Me.
// *Having a sleepover at Rohde's house. His mum walks in and tells us to be quiet* After she leaves: "You won't be quiet when I'm done with you" - Me. "What the helllllllll haha that's so gross" - Rohde.
// "Is the MacBook Pro without the GTX1080 Mod any good for gaming?" - Rohde. "..." - Me.

Friend Requirements:
// MUST have at least 5 common friends
// No private profiles
// No antisocial or troll people
// MUST speak English (Español, Korean, Chinese, American, etc.)
// Once you're gone; you're gone for good.

GYM LIFTS:
// BICEP CURLS: 11 reps of 8kg on each arm
// CARDIO: don't do it CARDIO KILLS GAINS haha
// BENCH: 7 reps of 47.5kg
// DEADLIFT: 1 rep of 65kg
// SQUAT: don't do it but probably more than you anyway

// SPECS:
MacBook Pro 2016 + GTX1080 Mod Overclocked
60Hz MacBook Pro Laptop Screen
i5-612 Processor

// PERIPHERALS
MacBook Pro Mouse + Keyboard
Apple headphones with built in microphone
DX-Racer Gaming Chair
Gunnar Enigma Onyx Amber Eyewear

// CONFIG
CM/360° (x, y): 29.7, 29.7
Effective DPI: 3296
Mouse DPI: 800
Mouse HZ: 500
Windows Sensitivity: 6/11
Sensitivity: 4.12
Zoom Sensitivity Ratio: 1
Mouse Pitch: 0.022
Mouse Yaw: 0.022
Mouse Raw Input: 1
Resolution: 1280x960


// CROSSHAIR
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cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
cl_crosshairdot "1"
cl_crosshairgap "2"

Message me if you have any computer/tech related questions :D
Add me on League! Summoner Name: Ozzy :D