Recent reviews by yerbro

Have you seen Bio-Dome? Okay, well, regardless there's a bit in it where Bud (Pauly Shore) and Doyle (Stephen Baldwin) find a way to open the Bio-Dome, and they decide to throw a party there. Bud is on the phone to Roach, a stoner friend of theirs who works at a copy shop, and in between mouthfuls of takeaway pizza and bladder buster manages to say something like "Roach, don't booshwah smooshwah me, okay? We've been stuck in a bubble. Look, you gotta do me a favour. Remember last year when we had that big, like, freaked out festival and stuff and I made you my little buddy and you went and passed out - and I made you pass out flyers? I need you to do the same thing, but this time... WOOOOOOOOO!"

Well, this is Bastion, but... WOOOOOOO!

If you've ever been playing about in Microsoft Paint and found yourself slowly, bit by bit, filling the entire screen area with one single colour NO MUM I WON'T USE THE PAINT BUCKET THAT'S CHEATING:

This is everything you never thought that could be. You'll love it.