Recent reviews by orion

Yes, I know I only have 5 1/2 hours on the game. However, the game runs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terribly! Framerate drops CONSTANTLY. On launch, I'd play at ~35fps for about 5 minutes, then ~10 for two minutes. Repeat that cycle for an hour. I was on the *lowest graphics settings.*

Since then, I have gotten a significantly better GPU. One that should be able to handle medium, I'd argue even high graphics settings. Nope. This is not the case. The game runs at around ~80 fps on medium, which is great.. until it drops to ~30 for literally no reason. Don't even get me started on the input lag, slow & sluggish movement, and bugs galore. It makes the game nearly unplayable. I got into a gunfight, game crashed out of absolutely nowhere. I opened the game again, got into the same gunfight, I couldn't open my inventory, use my weapons, or do anything besides walk & run. I get killed. Game crashed again.

It hurts writing a negative review. It really, really does. I absolutely loved the older Stalkers. Easily my favourite series ever. But this, this just wasn't ready to be released. It needs to be heavily optimized. Heavily is an understatement, too.

I WANT this review to age like milk. More than anything. I want this game to feel playable without having to spend hundreds of dollars on a 40 series card,. especially after spending nearly $120 pre-ordering the ultimate edition.

got promoted for SAing my manager.

Got shot up by a Boston Dynamics dog with a gun, made out with a giant wheel, and found Gary from SpongeBob.

we shoot the sick, the young, the lame
we do our best to kill & maim
because the kills all count the same
napalm sticks to bugs

flyin' low across the trees
pilots doing what they please
droppin’ frags on refugees
napalm sticks to bugs

napalm sticks to bugs
napalm sticks to bugs

i like boys that look like girls

i got violated by a tentacle monster after trying to sell a jar of pickles.

would do it again.

i damaged my fingers and wrists in the form of carpal tunnel. im a pianist, guitarist, and bassist and even then those didnt do it. this did.

fat furry fart guy was right

basically just taking lsd and running through the bronx with a 9mm

Game could definitely be a Bitcoin miner or something, but not sure. Maxes out GPU (2060) like nothing. Plus, they're released the same game like 9 times. Suspicious & annoying af on the dev.