Recent reviews by shatteredsword

game where u play as a bean

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this game no longer runs on my computer. it randomly drops to 1 fps every 5 seconds even at the main menu. I'm still in the process of trying to fix it. so far i've reinstalled my GPU drivers, checked for windows updates, verified the game cache, reset all the in-game settings to the lowest possible. the last thing I did was do a full uninstall, followed by cleaning out both the save files and game files by hand and then doing a full reinstall. i don't really feel like playing any more 🤷‍♂️

Edit: spent another 3 dayins trying to get it to work. tried lauching it with razer cortex (I know there's probably better options but I already had it) and it seems to be working for now.

Edit2: It only worked for about 10 minutes

They gave Cassidy a yee yee ass haircut (new cosmetic bundle is $50)

very fun 3 hours

Less than 5 hours of gameplay, terrible ending. Gameplay was mediocre at best.

If you like zelda-type puzzles, you will like this game. This quickly went to the top of my list after a few hours in and after beating it I can firmly say it is my favorite game I've ever played.

Far too many bugs and crashes. Many areas of the game cause inexplicable FPS drop and some places will just completely crash the game. In its current state I can't recommend paying $20 for this game.

THE GREATEST LIVING GABE OF ALL TIME