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Recent reviews by giftedbaiter

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667.2 hrs on record (642.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 9 June, 2024.
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70.8 hrs on record (68.3 hrs at review time)
Great game but paywalling NG+ is wild
Posted 17 February, 2024.
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25.3 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Mommy Akame
Posted 12 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ultrakill has given me more testosterone than sipping monster at 3 am watching baki while curling 20kg dumbell and eating protein bar while taking of shot of 5 hour energy
Posted 12 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
headcrabs r big and hairy

antlions r big and hairy
Posted 25 December, 2021. Last edited 21 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
265.8 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 69.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
Posted 14 September, 2021.
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50.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
donut
Posted 15 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Don't fall down the rabbit hole of Charastudio
Posted 9 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Which is where the world record stands today
Posted 14 May, 2021.
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140.8 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
minecraft but redstone
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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