Nun Seras's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 2:07am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 10:40am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 5:22am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 8:07am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 4:54am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 4:13am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 11:39am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 11:08am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 9:05am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 8:16am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 12:32pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 8:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 11:25am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 9:44am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2015 @ 9:45am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 1:18am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 12:57pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2015 @ 11:34pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 11:18am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 6:57am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 8:31am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 6:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 12:16pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:14am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 10:40am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 1:45am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 5:27am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 7:15am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 5:16am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 1:59am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 11:40am

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

0 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

72 / 1,000

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

0 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30