Recent reviews by Num!

Very fun game with lots of humor. Lots of gameplay and great secrets that makes you want to come back for more. The story starts off rather slow, but picks up about halfway through.

The past few years of my life have been sad. I found myself looking at all the other simulators and wishing I could simulate what it must be like to be a goat. I have a pet goat in real life and I always wanted to be just like him (blowing up gas stations, getting run over by hillbillies, throwing people into cars, etc). Everyday I wished I had a goat simulator. A few days ago, as if a miracle, goat simulator was released. Finally I am able to do all the things my goat can do. Since he saw that I was playing it, he let me be a goat irl!

For someone considering downloading this game, I'd advise that you be aware of what you're getting into. After coming out almost ten years ago, this game got much better over the years but recently has gotten extremely complicated and buggy. There are lots of bugs that haven't been fixed in years. Gamemodes that haven't been updated in years also can be found everywhere. The game also has so many weapons and gamemodes at this point that you must prepare to spend many hours (probably around 50) to just understand how the weapons work, what makes them unique, who counters who, and which are viable and which don't offer any benefits. There are weapons that are clearly broken by bugs and weapons that have been overwhelmingly underpowered for years.

Once you get past that, there's a fun game to be found underneath that I've put a lot of time into. But for the time required to understand what is going on, I can't reccomend it to new players.

If you have put in the time to enjoy the game, then I hope you can keep this game alive for years to come!