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eh vin vin tangkep ya ah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eh sorry sorry sorry.

ih guys guys itu kan kak bagas kak bagas kak bagas minta foto dong

eh sorry sorry kalian tadi manggil aku ya barusan ih kak bagas ih suaranya berdemeg banget jadi suka

eh ga ga itu emang suara asli aku ajasih emg kyk gtu sorry kalo misalnya bikin kalian jadi gemeteran ih kak bagas ih aku ngefans banget tutor dong kak dribble-nya eh? apa? tutor dribble? yaelah dribble mah gampang banget nih yaudah sini aku tutor ya

ih pro banget ih eh udah ih udah ih please jangan puji puji aku terus aku jadi ga enak sama yang lain kalo digituin ih kak bagas aku ngefans loh sama kak bagas boleh minta foto gak sih kak foto? ya ampun kalau mau minta foto mah tinggal foto aja, gak usah kayak gitu aku santai kok orangnya hana dul set ih thank you ya kak bagas

♥♥♥ is a wonderful substance that can be used for many purposes. It can be a source of nourishment, a lubricant, a moisturizer, a fertilizer, a glue, a paint, a disinfectant, a detergent, a bleach, a perfume, a medicine, a weapon, a currency, a sacrament, a ritual, a hobby, a fetish, a lifestyle, a philosophy, a religion, a cult, a revolution, a salvation, a transcendence, a nirvana, a god.

In a heated argument a couple of days back, girlfriend(25F) said I(29M) had a small ♥♥♥♥ and doubled down on it. She said she would like to get fu*ked by a big ♥♥♥♥ and I'm useless. This has affected me a lot. She has been apologizing since then as she said she wanted to get a reaction from me as I was avoiding sexual contact. She says she didn't mean it whatsoever. I don't believe her though.

We have now reconciled and we are back to being normal (kinda) and loving with each other. She is trying to please me in every way possible, but I'm still having a hard time to get to a position to have sex with her. It is always on the back of my mind that she said I have a small penis.

I'm worried I will never recover from this. I can't change my penis size this it's really hard for me to recover from being called small ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Everytime I think about having sex, her hurtful comments about my penis size come into mind.

I (74M) am finishing up my first term as President of the United States of America. Let me tell you, America is an incredible country, probably one of the best countries in the whole nation. As my reelection comes closer and closer, my opponent Sleepy Joe has been leading in approval ratings, and I began to get worried. Let me tell you, I am the best at being worried. Just ask anybody in my administration, I get worried like no other president. Anyways, I was considering putting Sleepy Joe to sleep for good, which I think is a service not only to his family, but also the nation as a whole. I was going to ask my good pal Putin to borrow some of that poison he’s using to silence the libtards in his country. So Reddit, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!