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Recent reviews by Noir

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1 person found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record
Stray is an absolutely purrfect game for anyone who loves cute, cuddly, and adventurous gameplay. From the moment I started playing, I was whisked away to a world filled with fascinating creatures and breathtaking environments. The attention to detail in the graphics and sound design is simply meowvelous!

The gameplay itself is very engaging, with lots of challenging puzzles and exciting moments. I found myself constantly saying 'nyah' as I discovered new areas and interacted with the various characters in the game. The controls are smooth and intuitive, which made it easy for me to navigate the world and solve the puzzles.

One of the things I love most about Stray is the sense of community it creates. As you explore the world, you'll meet other creatures who will help you on your journey. It's such a heartwarming experience to see these characters come together and work towards a common goal.

Overall, I highly recommend Stray to anyone who loves cute and captivating games. It's a meow-nificent experience that you won't want to miss!
Posted 8 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
Nekopara Vol. 2 is an absolutely adorable and kawaii game that is sure to delight fans of the genre. The customization options in this game are particularly impressive, allowing players to adjust the bounciness of the characters to their liking, if you know what I mean. Whether you prefer a little jiggle or a lot of bounce, Nekopara Vol. 2 has got you covered!

But that's not all - this game is so charming and heartwarming that it will make you want to open up a cozy café and adopt a cat (or two) of your own! The story and characters are just so sweet and endearing, it's impossible not to fall in love with them.

What really sets this game apart, however, is the sheer uwu factor. From the charming and playful dialogue to the delightful character designs, everything about Nekopara Vol. 2 is guaranteed to make you smile. Whether you're a longtime fan of the series or new to the world of cute and cuddly visual novels, this game is an absolute must-play.

Overall, I would highly recommend Nekopara Vol. 2 to anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. With its excellent customization options, charming characters, and overall kawaii aesthetic, this game is sure to be a hit with fans of all ages. So what are you waiting for? Pick up your copy of Nekopara Vol. 2 today and get ready to say uwu, uwu, uwu - and maybe even start planning your own cat café!
Posted 20 April, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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4.8 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Nekopara is the ultimate neko lover's dream come true! From the adorable catgirls to the heartwarming story, this game is sure to make you say "uwu" with every new scene. As a visual novel, it's one of the best Japanese games ever made, and it's easy to see why.

The art style is simply stunning, with vibrant colors and detailed character designs that bring the nekos to life. The voice acting is equally impressive, with each character having a unique voice that perfectly captures their personality. And the music is just as delightful, with catchy tunes that will have you humming along.

But what really sets Nekopara apart is its story. As you follow Kashou and his nekos, you'll be drawn into a world of friendship, love, and pastry-making. It's a heartwarming tale that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside, and it's hard not to get invested in the lives of these lovable characters.

In fact, after playing Nekopara, I found myself daydreaming about becoming a manager in a patisserie just like Kashou. The game's attention to detail when it comes to pastry-making is impressive, and it's hard not to feel inspired to try your hand at baking.

Overall, Nekopara is a must-play for anyone who loves cute nekos, heartwarming stories, and delicious desserts. It's easily one of the best Japanese games ever made, and it's sure to leave you with a smile on your face. So don't hesitate – grab a copy of Nekopara today and start your journey into the world of nekos and pastry-making!
Posted 14 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
37.7 hrs on record
OMG, ¡qué divertido es jugar Among Us con amigos! Cada partida es una aventura emocionante llena de suspenso y sospecha. ¿Quién será el impostor? ¿Seré yo? UwU

Me encanta cómo el juego te obliga a estar en constante alerta, observando cada movimiento de tus compañeros de tripulación y buscando pistas para descubrir al impostor. Es una experiencia muy emocionante que nunca te deja aburrirte.

Además, me encanta la forma en que el juego te permite interactuar con otros jugadores, utilizando términos como "sus" para expresar tus sospechas. Es muy divertido escuchar a todos acusando a alguien de ser el impostor y tratando de convencer al resto del grupo de su inocencia.

En resumen, Among Us es un juego increíblemente emocionante y entretenido que recomendaría a cualquiera que quiera pasar un buen rato con amigos. ¡Así que únete a la tripulación, mantén los ojos abiertos y no confíes en nadie! UwU
Posted 13 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
902.1 hrs on record (434.3 hrs at review time)
Sven-Coop is a fantastic cooperative mod for the popular game Half-Life. It allows players to team up and take on a variety of challenging missions together. The mod features a wide range of weapons and enemies, as well as a well-designed map system that keeps the gameplay fresh and exciting. The mod also includes a variety of customizable options, allowing players to tailor the experience to their own preferences. Overall, Sven-Coop is an excellent choice for anyone looking for a fun and engaging cooperative gaming experience.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,723.7 hrs on record (1,178.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
No pueden hacer que las balas salgan de la pistola y su juego esta lleno de hackers porque el prime se paga. Valve, dediquense a los single players por favor. Este juego sigue vivo porque la gente se frusta jugandolo y por eso es adictivo, porque si fuese por buenas mecanicas, nadie jugaria este juego de mierda.
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Cuando era niño tenía un amigo llamado Juan. A los 6 años, se enfermó. Se lo veía muy débil, pálido, sin ganas de vivir, ya no tenía fuerzas para jugar a las escondidas. Vivía acostado y se quejaba de que le dolía el cuerpo. Lo tuvieron que internar y mis padres no me dejaron verlo porque creían que era muy chico para poder soportar la dura imagen de verlo conectado al suero y tan flaco y esqueletico. Luego de 6 meses de luchar contra una leucemia en el hospital que le cortó su dulce existencia. Nunca lloré tanto en mi vida.

Después de ese día no pensé tener que pasar una situación relacionada con el cáncer en mi vida, hasta que vi el servicio al cliente de MAGIX.
Posted 4 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
190.4 hrs on record (68.9 hrs at review time)
If i wanted to play a game full of bugs, i would be playing PUBG. Physics are awful also and networking is ♥♥♥♥.

So many bugs for a wannabe competitive game. This is the worst fraud since No Man's Sky. If you cannot make hitboxes work do not make video games.

This is what would happen if Hitler had made a game. You can tell because Hitler did not know how to code.
Posted 25 August, 2018. Last edited 4 September, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
70.9 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Best Waifu Simulator Ever!!!!!
Posted 1 February, 2017.
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49.9 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
This is why communism sucks. 10/10
Posted 8 May, 2015.
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