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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am