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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 7:53pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 8:51pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 11:21pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 11:18pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:14pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:40pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:27am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:01pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:18pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 9:01pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:27am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 11:24pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 9:59pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 12:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:30am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:32am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:27am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:56pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:57pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 9:04pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:26pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 7:41pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 8:55pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 8:31pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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