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ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere."
"Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor.
"Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."
ㅤ* A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!