>be chillin outside, tell bouncer bro I have to take a piss
> receive text while pissin "Play along"
>Oh lawd what now
> see regular ♥♥♥♥ outside, bouncer bro obviously giving her a hard time because she treats the wait staff like ♥♥♥♥ and tips even worse
>go outside bouncer bro trying to explain that what shes wearing appears to be gang affiliated clothing
>force myself to not fall to the floor laughing
>she asks me to let her in
>ma'am considering the amount of gang activity in the area I have to agree with my coworker, if youd like to go home and cha-
>NO! I'm calling the police and yall gon be arrested for racism
>cops called they show up
> shes yelling at the cops telling them to arrest us for not letting her in and generally being a giant ♥♥♥♥
> copbro talks to us, tell him we've had issues in the past with her, cop goes total bro mode because the ♥♥♥♥ is still yelling and whooping about like a monkey
>"So what did you tell her?"
> Explain the clothes spiel
> He holds back a laugh then returns to the ♥♥♥♥
> "Ma'am these gentlemen are perfectly within their rights to deny you service at this establishment"
> ♥♥♥♥ yeah mental high five to bro cop
> "...ma'am they can reserve that right against any person they feel will ***blah blah blah legal jargon*** if youd like to make a complaint I can take your information down and file it with the city
>"Yes Imma sue they asses"
>Ok I need your ID and I'll go ahead and do that
>she argues with cop about needing her id but finally gives it up
>turns out ♥♥♥♥ had a warrant for something
>she's arrested brocop comes in a few days later off duty and gets a few drink courtesy of the security and wait staff