Get rekt nerd

Due to the recent events of our Pummel Party game, I have had to unfriend you. Friendship with Blaze is over.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Obsidian's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitor screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Fallout: New Vegas tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fallout: New Vegas. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid perception or intelligence, most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Caesar's authoritarian outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Georg Hegel literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these politics, to realise that they're not just based- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Fallout: New Vegas truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in NCR troopers' existential catchphrase "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter," which itself is a cryptic reference to the bleak themes of post-nuclear war.

Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.