nvm i found it my bad

Hi wondered if you had my copy of midget XL : The return of the Dildo on blueray, its limited edition bro plzzz

Hey man do you still need to borrow that rubber glove and 5kg vaseline I lent you??? I need it back

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oi mate where is my dad gone? have you captured him again or what

when is this kid coming back from the juvenile detention facility which he attends for shoplifting sliced meats from poundland