👹HISS HISS HISS��💦 🐶RUFF🗣RUFF��RUFF😈 🐺BARK🔈BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊Teacher, 🧑‍🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺 WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I’m‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And 🌿GREEN💚 when I’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊 of 😳meal time🍽, YOU 👆🏻look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫 because my 👩🏼mother said 🗣 If I get sent to ➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️ For 🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my Wii‼️😟 ‼️🔊

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol. I try to play UDP. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AK-74M. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AR416. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I want to play a double barrel. It’s best paired with Skif’s pistol. I want to play sawed-off, Viper-5. They both want Skif’s pistol.

I can’t repair my AK, I don’t have enough coupons. I grab my legendary artefact. It doesn’t sell for enough money. “Guess this is the end.” I grab Skif’s pistol. It says “lawful-chaos, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in my eyes. Nothing but pure violent 9mm bulletstorm. What a cruel world.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. There's Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo.

I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'join'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to join my most recent servers. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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