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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:44am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:04am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:54am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 4:48am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 4:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:22am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:06pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:53am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:42am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 12:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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