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Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;
One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
If all the seas were ink,
And all the reeds were pens,
And all the skies were parchmen
🎁 -- 🍇 -- 🥒 -- 📕 -- 🐝 -- 🐳 -- 🚕 -- 🔋 -- 🍖 -- 📀 -- 💃 -- ⛳ -- 🕺 -- 🎍 -- 🏀