Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Because I shot him", said the wife.
ㅤ* The Olympic committee has just announced that Origami is to be introduced in the next Olympic Games.
Unfortunately it will only be available on paper view.
ㅤ* It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!