Sport, I am most certainly confident enough in my ravishing charm and style that I need no help from your rather crudely named "Sexy Truck."

You have been hit by the sexy truck!

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| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)

Once you've been hit, you have to hit 8 people! If you get hit again, you'll know you're really sexy! If you break the chain, you'll be cursed with un-sexyness for 10 years! So pass it on! Hit who ever you think is sexy

<3

From the TF2 Official Wiki - Mann vs Machines upgrades)

1. Projectile Penetration
2. +25% Projectile Speed
3. +50% Clip Size
4. Armor Penetration

and the best thing?

5. Ball Marks Target.

Now you will never ever EVER play MvM the same way again. You're welcome.

pwnt

How dare you!