MrSlayerBBQ
erik   Oslo, Oslo, Norway
 
 
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haah ta vodka drnk nab: no ammount aofnf codka can make me stpuid
Mr.SlayerBBQ: I just asked you what zimbabwe is backwards, and you started talking about the lion king
Mr.SlayerBBQ: i'm copying this to notepad
haah ta vodka drnk nab has changed their name to zebounce.
zebounce: w y?
Mr.SlayerBBQ: because your name is zebounce
zebounce: yeah?
zebounce: it ahs vawlays been that
zebounce: OH
zebounce has changed their name to ZenPynce.
Mr.SlayerBBQ: not better
ZenPynce has changed their name to ZenPounce.
Mr.SlayerBBQ: there ya go
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1.1 Hours played
This could have been a neat "tongue-in-cheek" approach to a management game. It is, however, not. The game is so poorly put together that it hurts to play. The whole experience begs to be excused by the fact that it's a "joke game", But the joke stops being funny after the first fight, then there is only frustration left. If I got paid 10$ every hour for playing this, I would say no in a heartbeat. If it was free, I would feel robbed. Paying for it? I will regret it forever. Give it a miss, folks.

The whole premise of leading a guild is also flawed. This game only focuses on the annoying parts of leading a guild. There is no feeling of achievement after completing a raid, just a list of items to distribute, none of which have any appearance or or quality indication on them. At the end of a raid, all you get is some numbers that you give to a member of the raid, and all the others get mad, which removes the want for more gear. There is no reason to wish for progression because the reward is just more grief.

Besides getting the feel of the position of raid leader completely wrong, the game is also relentlessly boring. There is no automization whatsoever, like there would be in a good raid group. If a raid is easy, the raid leader does nothing. here, no matter how easy the boss/trash you're at is, you still have to command every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turn, which means you just sit there for 10 minutes clicking the same 2 buttons after you know you've allready won. Even turning up the combat speed to "ludicrous" it is still slow as balls, every turn taking way longer than it should. It all adds up to being incredibly boring.

If the game nailed the essence of leading a raid, the responsibility, the challenge, the strategic overview needed, and the amazing feeling of accomplishment after finally downing a boss, this would have been a really interesting experience. As it stands though, it's all just annoying.

TL;DR: It's boring and lame and it sucks. do not buy
Comments
Svor 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm 
Arty å spelle me dæ igjen ^^
poorkitten 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:10am 
Å så pent atte
Svor 16 Jun, 2014 @ 2:26am 
ælske dæ
Zen 30 Apr, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
Oh you, that damn conversation still haunts me :D
MEOW° 4 Oct, 2011 @ 6:37am 
WHAT is Zebounce zenpounce?
WTF