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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:52pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:32pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:39pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:57pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:08pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:08am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:00pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:59pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:08pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:03pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:20pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:20pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:07pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:31pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:21pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:27pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:50pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:03pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:20pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:19pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:55pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:17pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:24pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:52pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:12pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:11pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:07pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:20pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:24pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:29pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:55pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:34pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:27pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:39pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:49pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:11pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:36pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:31pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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