Is life handing you lemons? NooOOO prob! Download this game and feel like a GOD as you zip through eons of evolution! Nothing makes you feel quite as powerful as watching the ol' primordial soup spring forth as you say to yourself "Why yes... yes I WILL allow the apes to evolve into humans now."

And if life's REALLY handing you lemons, just stick to evolving reptiles and birds and ignore the hell out of humanity! FINE STACY DON'T RETURN MY TEXTS MAYBE I'LL JUST RESET THE UNIVERSE AND MAKE SURE YOUR ANCESTORS NEVER LEFT THE TREES.

YOU CAN'T TEXT-BREAK UP WITH ME IF PHONES WERE NEVER INVENTED.

IGUANAS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH.

Is life handing you lemons? NooOOO prob! Download this game and feel like a GOD as you zip through eons of evolution! Nothing makes you feel quite as powerful as watching the ol' primordial soup spring forth as you say to yourself "Why yes... yes I WILL allow the apes to evolve into humans now." And if life's REALLY handing you lemons, just stick to evolving reptiles and birds and ignore the hell out of humanity! FINE STACY DON'T RETURN MY TEXTS MAYBE I'LL JUST RESET THE UNIVERSE AND MAKE SURE YOUR ANCESTORS NEVER LEFT THE TREES. YOU CAN'T TEXT-BREAK UP WITH ME IF PHONES WERE NEVER INVENTED. IGUANAS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH.