I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
-- Princess Leia Organa
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Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.
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The early worm gets the late bird.
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Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that
you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
-- Otto Von Bismarck
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In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
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Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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Mulder: So what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her.

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