You may have a knife, but I have a throbbing ♥♥♥♥ in my pants ready to bust a nut within a microsecond on my command. I’m standing up and you’re sitting in the sidewalk. I can moneyshot you whenever I want. My diet is so ♥♥♥♥ sulphuric acid feels like gentle moisturiser compared to my nut.

Is it really worth it?

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.

Just had sex and now all my problems are solved...
So I(m18) had sex with my gf(f19) yesterday. It was an amazing experience and after that my whole life changed. I am suddenly 20 pounds lighter and have a six pack. I have big biceps and muscular thighs. My penis has enlarged by 7 inches. I got straight A's on all my tests and I somehow have a billion dollars in my account. All the women in a 5 mile radius are showing up at my doorstep begging for me to give them my seed. My parents have made up and now live together again. My gf is prettier and has a bigger ass and juicier tits. I have become a soccer god with Ronaldo trailing far behind. I have 1000 vbucks more in my Fortnite account and I have been elected as President of The United States. I am now the peak of human performance. Also, sex with hookers doesn't count.

Sorry, but no. My mission is to bring the Gospel to gamers, and that is the only reason I play games is to witness. While I did used to be a gamer, I have come to realize as a born again Christian that gaming alone for the sake of gaming is worldly, addictive, and negative distraction from God.

Abday (Abdi) 28 Jan

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