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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:47pm

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:28pm

Your Better Half

Get killed by your evil twin.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:57pm

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:09am

You Became

Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:39am

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:04am

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:26pm

Metal Pedal

Contract ironshank.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:16am

Shoot.

Get killed by a chute crab.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:16am

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:10pm

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:25pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:22am

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:06am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:39pm

Tongue in Cheek

Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:36pm

Footloose

Cure ironshank via traditional methods.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:32am

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:58pm

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:52am

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:25am

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:14am

Hole Like a Head

Get decapitated.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:54am

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:14pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:58pm

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:16pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:28pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14am

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:22am

Glimmer of Truth

Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:28pm

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:42pm

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:41am

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 1:46pm

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:51pm

*gulp*

Be swallowed whole.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:58am

Dawnglider

Become auroral.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:34pm

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:31pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:10pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:07pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:37am

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:09pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:53pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:24pm

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:09pm

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:30pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:47pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:56pm

Tomb of the Eaters

Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:56pm

The Golem

Form large creature.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:33am

Reclamation

Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:59pm

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:31am

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:28am

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13pm

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:17pm

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:41pm

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:00pm

All the Leaves are Grey

Contract monochrome.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:22am

Rainbow Reading

Cure monochrome via traditional methods.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:41am

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:30pm

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:09pm

Then

Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:13am

The Comedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

The History

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:03pm

The Tragedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah and doom the village.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

We Are Starfreight

Ascend the Spindle.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:11pm

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:17pm

The Dusted Cosmos

Leave the solar system on a starship.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:17pm

Seraphic Heresy

Spurn Resheph and return to Qud.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:26pm

Ungyre

Annul the plagues of the Gyre.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:17pm

Zayin

Defeat all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:54pm



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
71 / 100

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
15 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
13 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
10 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
1 / 6

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
6 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.
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