I sexually Identify as a mitochondrion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living symbiotically with ancestral prokaryotes. People say to me that a person being an organelle is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install ATP synthase, ribosomes and cristae on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Powerhouse" and respect my right to produce energy for eukaryotic cells. If you can't accept me you're a mitophobe and need to check your organelle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.