Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about the pizza I burned in the oven 12 years ago.

jack and his sass gnat's fax ass drag baghdad's drab dads as they dab past grab bags of dash nabs and bad sap trap mats that frat cats crap

Are quote walls still cool?

2:29 PM - Ø | take shwoer 2 b ♥♥♥: so i went to /r/wtf
2:30 PM - Ø | take shwoer 2 b ♥♥♥: read the title "wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity"
2:30 PM - Ø | take shwoer 2 b ♥♥♥: then left

1:05 AM - fops: nerd
1:05 AM - El Beñe: ♥♥♥ yo
1:06 AM - fops: thanks
1:06 AM - fops is now Offline.

1:54 AM - El Beñe: yo
1:54 AM - fops is now Offline.
1:54 AM - El Beñe: dammit

5:16 PM - El Beñe: he's a weeb what do you expect
5:16 PM - fops: he's a weeb that doesn't mean he has to be weeb trash
5:16 PM - El Beñe: he's weeb trash what do you expect
5:17 PM - fops: fair enough

Ø | jk still a kreb: also 3 pbn songs
El Beñe: peanut butter nandos?
Ø | jk still a kreb: yes
El Beñe: ok jms
Ø | jk still a kreb: it's okay, acronyms are hard
Ø | jk still a kreb: pbn could mean anything
Ø | jk still a kreb: plump butter nubs
El Beñe: peachy butt nuggets
Ø | jk still a kreb: peg board nerds
El Beñe: purple blob nobs
Ø | jk still a kreb: peppy bridge nouns
El Beñe: purely barren nests
El Beñe: pleasantly burned nerds
Ø | jk still a kreb: problematic barge nuts
El Beñe: prime beer needs
Ø | jk still a kreb: please binge nightly
El Beñe: poking bob's nuts
El Beñe: pinching bill's nips
El Beñe: pulling back nightly
Ø | jk still a kreb: pinch ben's nips
El Beñe: pretend bto nignorethat
Ø | jk still a kreb: pdo nyour nhomework
El Beñe: probably better not
Ø | jk still a kreb is now Offline.

5:40 PM - fops: :hp_tiffany:
5:40 PM - El Beñe: ew
5:40 PM - El Beñe:
5:40 PM - fops: ♥♥♥♥ taste
5:40 PM - El Beñe: ♥♥♥♥ you

4:32 PM - β✰ | Mt Fuji: hey can you nuke france for me
4:32 PM - Gdragon521: of course, my good chum
4:32 PM - β✰ | Mt Fuji: thanks pal

7:09 PM - Rogue | HitlerIsBae: jesus driving on roads is scary
7:10 PM - β✰ | El Beñe: hey man jesus isnt that bad of a driver

8:47 PM - Ɍ | Saint Pattys: so for summer we will be driving tristan and ethan around!
8:47 PM - Ɍ | Saint Pattys: wow!
8:48 PM - Ɍ | Saint Pattys: and be held responsible when we kill them in car accidents
8:48 PM - Ɍ | Saint Pattys: hahaha
8:48 PM - El Beñe: "accidents"
8:48 PM - El Beñe: more like
8:48 PM - El Beñe: purposes
8:48 PM - Ɍ | Saint Pattys: we just say it was an accident so we dont go to jail

1:56 AM - communist spy: kiss me harder you spanish ♥♥♥♥
1:56 AM - communist spy is now Offline.

7:34 PM - Cappen': It's complete
7:35 PM - Cappen': first there was Fat Caesar
7:35 PM - Cappen': Then Don Caesar
7:35 PM - Cappen': now.....
7:35 PM - Cappen': FAT ELVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
7:35 PM - Cappen': ARMED WITH HIS FRONTIER JUSTICE
7:35 PM - Cappen': HIS WRANGLER
7:36 PM - Cappen': AND HIS GUNSLINGER
7:36 PM - Cappen': FAT ELVIS WILL SING THE SONG OF DEATH AS HE WATCHES HIS VICTIMS FALL

9:58 PM - communist spy: please don't dig me

hiaku by tristna:
refridgerator
yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet
its snowing on mt fuji

9:13 PM - gunmettle killed tf2: I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥
9:13 PM - gunmettle killed tf2: TF2 is Becoming CSGO
9:13 PM - gunmettle killed tf2: oh god