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Best surfer i know

mellowhype is the coolest of cools. He's so cool that even the cool start cooling under him after experiencing his coolness. When mellowhype starts cooling its the coolest it will ever be. Mellowhype is so cool in fact, that it's life threatening to be around his coolness in real life and to a certain extent, even outside real life. Everyone can at most only just look up to his coolness, but nobody will ever achieve such level. Mellowhype is so cool that the word 'cool' is associated with him by default.

You could say mellowhype is the synonym to cool. His coolness is so unbelievably cool that nothing, and i mean NOTHING in the whole universe understands how cool he is. Even god (whichever one you believe in) cannot and never will be able to comprehend how cool mellowhype is. The fact that the description of cool in the dictionary doesn't state: "mellowhype" is simply purely just a enormous mistake. DO NOT underestimate mellowhype's coolness or YOU WILL pay the price. Mellowhype indeed IS cool, always has been, always will be.

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