Recent reviews by meisnotcool

this game turned my computer into a stove

IM MAD DUDE. this game is called "risk of RAIN" but it doesnt include ANY RAIN??!??! FALSE ADVERTISING. i spent good money on this game. i expected the biggest rain storm ive ever seen. storms that make hurricanes look like pathetic jokes. oh boy, i was so wrong. i opened up the game only to be devastated when i realized something. there. was. no. rain. NO RAIN! GOD, i cant take it anymore im gonna go watch those 6 hour long rain videos to cope with the loss of my money. goodbye.

they went boom

ultrakill for straight people

no no NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do NOT let your ch idl play this game DO NOT LET YO*UR CHILD PALY THSI!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT LET CHILD PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!! ym SOGN my son he PLAY>t THIS gAME HE PLAY. HE PLAY GAME. i do NOT know qWHAT a "Retroarch" IS but it LOOK SLIKE THE DEVIL SIMBOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOt. DO n. NO T>. DONT LET CHILD P{LAY GAME>. MY SonG MY SON HE PLAY HE PLAY HE SAID "Oh mom, look! I got all the classics on here! Y'know, Mario, Zelda, Metroid, all of that stuff! Give it a try, it's fun!" no. NO. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO IT SIS NOT IT IS DEVIL WARSHIP DO NOT LET CHILC D{ALY GAME DO NOT!!!!!!!! (how bad review? please help someon.e)

DO NOT PLAY GAME!!!!!!!!!! My sSONG my SONg played THIS gmae. he was moVING hbis fingers so fast i thoguhjt he was devli warshipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do not let childe play this game this game is DEVLI GAME DEVIL DEVIL SATAN GAME!!!!!!!!!!! my SOGN M my son he say "Oh mom, it's just Quaver! It's a fun rhythm game! There's nothing satanic about it, I don't know what you're on about." WHAT???????????????? My SFGOH N my SON would neVER say THAT. NEVE>R .E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER. HE IS POSSESSED DO NOT DO NOT PLAY DO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (how rwrite. bad review? i dont know. please help me bad write review how write bad review.)

this game is horrible. my dad played it, and ive never seen him since then. the devil may cops said he got into a devil may car crash. they said he was high because he had too much devil may cocaine. when they asked him where it was purchased he said "in the back of the devil may car dealership." im devastated. im going to devil may cry. if the developers are seeing this, please dont ignore this message and act like you devil may care.

i am emily's mom

this game is so cool i wish italy was real

this game SO BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! my sgon showed it to me and he say hesa he say "Look mom, it's Red Dead Redemption 2!" and hte i HATE THIS GAME it made my song say "YEEHAW" whar that mean :( what is "o'driscoll" why they ???? very bad the DEVIL they use FIREARMS in this game and FIRE IS FOR DEVL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont kplay this game....... its devil HELL HEL HELL HELL ..... im happy that red died two times he is going to hell where he b'longs somebody pleas tell me how to bad review.?? i dont know ho.w