Recent reviews by Nolan

AbsoLUTEly. Are you kidding me?

The therapy is working

I might usually only come here when the Big Sad starts hitting, but by god you're my rock in the worst of storms.

Sincerely, thank you so much ConcernedApe. Take as LONG on HC as you need to.

the best part of this game wasn't the steamy scenes.

it wasn't the unnecessarily attractive men.

it wasn't even the super-hot guy who delivers pizza for no reason.

no.

it was taking an ungodly amount of laxatives in order to diarrhea a goldfish from my bunghole.

10/10 would sh!t a fish again

It's pretty fun; will update review when I play some more

Edit: Can confirm, is still fun

There isn't a whole lot I could say about this game that hasn't already been covered by other reviews. The most I can really do is strongly recommend that you play it. In my opinion, it's worth every single penny.

If you're the type of person to skip through dialogue quickly, this is probably not the game for you.

The horror is much lighter than that of previous Frictional entries, and truth be told the experiences with threats can sometimes be a little annoying, especially if you don't immediately grasp what you're supposed to do (or, sometimes more importantly, not do). That said, this game is so much more than the threat aspect and very much more the story aspect.

I cannot recommend this game highly enough, though. Every single storyline aspect of this game was played incredibly well, and the ending left me resonating with horribly strong feelings as well as the post-ending.

Please play this game. It's currently $18, which I consider more than fair. If it goes on sale, even better.

Failure Simulator. Surprisingly realistic.