Recent reviews by megamegatime

2023 was a very big year for games. The number of objectively brilliant games released this year is just insane.

♥♥♥♥ `em all. Voidigo is Game of the Year.

I hate it, and playing it makes me want to kill myself.

5 stars.

So let's say your girlfriend has the keys to your apartment and comes by to drop something off while you're playing this with your shirt off and your weird boobs out....

Everyone we see for the next two months is gonna get shown the video whether I like it or not.

Wish there was a story mode.

I got my hand cut off and it was awesome.

This is pre-alpha, and it's already well worth it just to play survival mode and watch things gradually improve, and the roster gradually grow. Some people might not be into buying unfinished games, but those people are stupid. I don't regret a thing.

Also there's no way I've only spent 4 hours on this. I LOST A HAND, I WOULD KNOW.

First impressions upon viewing screenshots on the store page:
"This game of ugly as hell."

First impressions upon actually playing that game:
"This is the most beautiful game ever made."

At first glance, Project Warlock might look like pretentious, oldschool FPS purist nonsense.....

....And it is! But like, in a good way.

A lot of love, a lot of blood, and a lot of pixelated demon tits.

Jerk off, get high, turn off the lights, crank your stupid PC sound system, and enjoy.

You will never shoot guns as well as this game makes you believe you can shoot guns.

Why can't more fighting games cost over $1000?

Your move, Capcom.

So it's just Bomber Crew but FTL.

Not seeing a downside.

No amount of tiddy can possibly save this trash.