-rep friends with a cheater

Hey fellas! It's Quandale dingle here. (slower goofy ah sound)

I put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink and he went to bed for a really long time.(Quicker goofy ah laugh)

I trapped my autistic son's hand in an airfryer.

I dumped boiling water on a prisonguards head. (AAAH)

My goofy ah friend Jamarious Quangledangle (goofy ah sound) tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.

{Carmen Winstead outro song}

(Goofy ah scream) Greetings! Quandale Dingle here.

My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (goofy ah laugh) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center.

I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poo.

My asian brother Quanlingling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and i died. (goofy ah sound)

Whats up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here.

I have been arrested for multiple crimes.

Including, battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency.(quick goofy ah laugh)

I will be escaping prison, on, march 28th.

After that, i will take over the world.

You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.