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Recenze produktu CS:GO
So, what is CS GO?

- CS GO is when coloring weapons are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and get 20 pieces of blue g** on.
- CS GO is when schoolchildren add you and offer over 9000 chests in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when a schoolboy adds you and starts begging for a gift of clothes with a price of 3,500 rubles, while giving the argument "yes, you're rich, what's it worth to you!".
- CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning your inventory.
- CS GO is when you get kicked out just because you're Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing in competitive mode.
- CS GO is when "globals" create 10 accounts each and get satisfaction playing against "kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two skating rinks.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already about *** on B.
- CS GO is when your advice and questions are answered by "stfu Russian".
- CS GO is when you get three titles in a day just because you play against the globals playing from the second account every time.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is a full-blown silver.
- CS GO is when five players play against you ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ov with WUAs.
- CS GO is when one "golden eagle" and four "kalash" throws against five "supremes".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ and you put 99 in 7, and that random shot hits you in the head.
- CS GO is when VAC significantly bans professional players, but cannot ban them ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ a, who shoots the whole team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.
Good luck and have a good game.
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