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White people be like

He's semi-pro, don't ♥♥♥♥ with him!

+rep overpays with lollipops

This is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute and sit right there
And tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Starting making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared
She said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought now forget it "yo homes to Bel Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And yelled to the cab "yo homes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^