mzrtt¡s prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 12:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 12:08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 12:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 12:36

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 11:17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 10:54

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 12:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 8 okt, 2022 @ 14:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 8 okt, 2022 @ 16:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 16:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:28

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 14:31

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 14:48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 6:32

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 8:01

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 13:14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 13:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 13:22

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 12:05

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 8 okt, 2022 @ 15:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 7:21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:58

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:28

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 15:56

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 14:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:04

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:04

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 6:42

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:50

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 10:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 12:43

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 12:32

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 12:37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 10:41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 11:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 13:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 6:32

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:47

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 4:48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 13:26

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 12:14

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 6:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:38

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 6:01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 5:43

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2022 @ 7:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 9:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 28 okt, 2022 @ 16:29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 2 jul, 2024 @ 16:18

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 7 okt, 2022 @ 14:46

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 27 sep, 2022 @ 13:49

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30