Hey dude. I was just noticing that youare selling a copper Sawed Off on the Community market for $0.97 Do you think you could lower the price to $0.87? Thanks

I need serious help man. Okay I have a problem. I'm sitting here playing the old-school Pokemon games on my GameBoy Color. I made a new file because I already beat the game some 10 years ago or so. I'm right about to choose which Pokemon I want to start out with.

All of a sudden I get a call from my ex-gf. She's balling her eyes out and crying, saying she misses me and just broke up with her current boyfriend. Apparently she's at the hospital; she had just gotten into a serious car accident after leaving his house after breaking up. Her car is totaled and she doesn't have a way home from the hopistal. She wants to get back with me and said if I picked her up, she'd devote herself to me. It's been a few months since we've been apart, and I did care for her immensely so.

So anyways, now I'm sitting here conflicted, which Pokemon should I start with? Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you'll wake the sound of the knife

N3RD

I love you.

NIGHTMAN
SNEAKY AND MEAN
SPIDERS INSIDE MY DREAMS
I THINK I LOVE YOU
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CRY
YOU MAKE ME WANNA DIE
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU
NIGHTMAN
EVERY NIGHT YOU COME INTO MY ROOM AND PIN ME DOWN WITH YOUR STRONG ARMS, PIN ME DOWN AND I TRY TO FIGHT YOU, COME INSIDE ME, YOU FILL ME UP AND I BECOME THE NIGHTMAN
JUST TWO MEN SHARING THE NIGHT, IT MIGHT SEEM WRONG BUT ITS JUST RIGHT, ITS JUST TWO MEN SHARING EACH OTHER, ITS JUST TWO MEN LIKE LOVING BROTHERS, ONE ON TOP AND ONE ON BOTTOM, ONE INSIDE AND ONE IS OUT, ONE IS SCREAMING, HES SO HAPPY THE OTHERS SCREAMING A PASSIONATE SHOUT, ITS THE NIGHTMAN THE FEELING SO WRONG AND RIGHT MAN THE FEELING SO WRONG AND NIGHTMAN I CAN'T FIGHT YOU MAN WHEN YOU COME INSIDE ME AND PIN ME DOWN WITH YOUR STONG HANDS AND ILL BECOME THE NIGHT THE PASSIONLY PASSIONATE NIGHTMAN