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[EDIT]: Removed mald comments

Issues:
- Lighting and visibility is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, can't see anything. At least put a reflective indicator on a yay high barrier that will absolutely total me if I graze it.
- Difficulty is laughable, NPC straightline speed = 300kph / cornering speed = 25kph
- You can wallride with 0 consequences
- NPCs just slam into you at high speeds which doesn't bode well in tight spaces like in tunnels
- An over-abundance of panning shots to introduce you to every little thing you interact with every single time
- Option to skip camera scenes is either unavailable or given so slowly that you might as well just watch the whole sequence
- GPS Arrow is useless. Yes, I do see that pillar from the heavens in the distance, which route do I take for it?
- GPS has to always be triggered. Mfw setting up an airplane on race launch every single time (lights, map, camera, repeat)
- Reset system is so slow or literally absent most of the time that it might as well be placebo
- Nice idea with offers to throw races but I'm getting literally 5% more (at MOST) while losing so much rep & multiplier which means it's not even worth considering at all.
- Race win: +0.4 / Race lost: -1.25 when I lost to someone with higher rep/perf and somehow the underdog gets punished more despite lagging behind by 0.5 seconds (like hello????)
- Customization options are nice but why is the camera so close? I can't see or read anything about some parts without moving the camera all over the place
- Races are samey and boring. No variation, just the same old turns avoiding the same cars and trucks which make for barely any traffic.
- Controls are sluggish (It's not like we're trying to avoid trucks at 300kph or anything)
- Upgrades are basically placebo. Love it when I spend 8 mil and have it still drive as ♥♥♥♥ as the starting car
- Loading is very slow, sometimes taking upwards of 5-10 seconds to fade between garage and customization when it takes place in the same area
- Camera effects are cool until you need to see incoming hazards (Which are also poorly lit)
- Music is great for the first 2 hours but after that it's just annoying slop

Overall 5 / 10
Decent game with nice aesthetics, but racing is in that ♥♥♥♥ spot between sim and arcade. Pick a lane and focus on that. Stop trying to do everything at once. Aesthetics is already great as is, just let the player up the brightness a little more. Still a lot of work needed

only god can judge me for using my buddy as sacrifice to the horrors


at least we met our quota

Good game but dev has some serious issues

Good:

- Fun game with an interesting concept. You buy slaves and pit them in fights which have a chance of them dying or winning with serious rewards.
- Training slaves from their weakest to god tier is pretty great and you start to grow attached to them after some time which makes losing them all the more heartbreaking (which is good).

Bad:

- End game is kinda pointless. Once you build up a team of several god tiers, each fight becomes a stomp which gets boring fast.
- Replay value is weak af. Once you've played up to end game with all the classes maxed, there's not much there anymore, really.

Ugly:

- Bad DLC practices. Taking stuff that was previously available for everyone into separate DLCs isn't cool.
- Treating update logs like his own personal blog posts. Like, bro we get that ur edgy and all but I just wanna read the updates. Not ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ take on political issues. Unless they have anything to do with the game, LEAVE THEM OUT.

Overall: Don't buy this. It'd be fun for like 5 hours and after that it's a waste of time.

PS: If the dev is so against leftist agendas, he should really get to fixing that audio bug where if multiple gladiators hit a single gladiator too fast, it sounds like loud gay sex.

The gunfights are intense and engaging. I wished I had the aim for this game. The soldiers bring a strong yet constant threat on the map and Hitler puts up such a fight that it feels like I'm actually battling the fuhrer himself.

10/10 Overall, a pleasant experience.

It's fun. It's adorable. It's got an active community involving the developers. What more could you ask for?

Community is tosic af. But frequent updates so game is good now. :D

Very fun. Witch is waifu material. Rochelle can go fall off a cliff.

I will mostly be talking about the competitive aspect of the game as I'm comp trash and play comp 24/7:

Gun recoil is pretty well made(Spread can be dumb at times tho). Basically gun recoil depends on two aspects, their recoil pattern and a spread. Most guns follow a basic guideline of how to counter the recoil so pretty much everyone's on a level playing field. Imagine the weapons spread as a bipolar polar bear. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy. A "small" amount of randomness may result in those infamous -100 IQ plays or an insane shot being landed without you even aiming there(There's also moving recoil but I enjoy watching people sprint n spray so go wild).

Nades exist and can mean life or death if you use them correctly. Remember that they exist and use them properly. And remember to use them after you buy them(God knows how much is wasted on unused utility).

There's an aspect of economy to take into account as it could determine whether you'll end up with a rifle or a pistol on the next round. Each player gets the same amount of money to start with and a basic guideline of the earnings depending on how your rounds go. There are dozens of videos out there to help you on economy management.

A strong integration of team-play as team coordination is key for your team's success. Each and every detail needs to be relayed across the team. If you're a quiet player, just play in casual. No one likes someone who just keeps to themselves.

Setting yourself up for and executing those GOD-LIKE plays can be simply described as pure-orgasmic. As you have almost 100% control of what you do, when you do good things you'll get almost 100% of the dopamine explosions from the good things you did. One-taps, spray-downs, aces, you name them. That is, if you're good enough to execute one perfectly. This heavily depends on the time you've spent on getting good at this cursed game.

A very rich competitive history and gaming history in general. The community can get pretty childish and toxic but some of the more experienced parts of the community may be more mature and not-dickish about interacting with other humans(Although, I've met some pretty toxic experienced players. ♥♥♥♥ never changes as they say).

Long story short, if you've never known Counter-Strike before and think you'll have a fighting chance, you're wrong and there's two options you can go with:
1. Save yourself the frustration and buy something else. It's not worth getting yelled at for 15 bucks.
2. Play this game with friends. Even if it's just the two of you. Never SoloQ if you're playing to have a good time or to rank up. Randos are unreliable and you're setting yourself up to deal with toxic people. Remember that cl_mute_enemy_team 1 is a very useful command to decrease tilt.



Oh yeah, they also have weapon skins. Those are pretty neat.