🐝 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎽
🚙 🏀 👳 🐳 🎈 ⛳ 🍧 🏀 🌽 💚 👃 👔 🌋 🐊 📒 🐟
The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
-- W.C. Fields
Because the wine remembers.
🏓 🔋 💄 🕺 🎄 ⚡ 🌳 💗 🎫 💛 🐠 📘 🥞 🐛 🍇 🎁

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Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous

At times discretion should be thrown aside,
and with the foolish we should play the fool.
-- Menander

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!
There behind the glass there's a real blade of grass,
Be careful as you pass, m

🚕 -- 🍆 -- 👽 -- 🐠 -- 🎁 -- 🏓 -- 📒 -- 📗 -- 🎽 -- 🎁 -- 👹 -- 🎄 -- 🚘 -- 🎫 -- 🐝

Police ⚡ Officer: 🏀 [after 👽 he 🍆 brings 📒 Brian 💙 home 🔋 from 🐠 the 🐛 streets; 💛 to 🍧 Peter] 💗 And 🍖 the 🌽 fine 🌳 is 🎫 $10.00. 🌸 [to 🚘 Brian] 📗 Police 👃 Officer: 🌏 Now 💃 you 😺 behave 🎍 yourself, 👔 little 👳 guy. 🐊 Understand? 💄 Brian: 🚕 [sarcastically 👹 in 🎄 a 👾 Southern 💗 voice] 🐳 Oh ⚡ Lordy, 🥒 Lordy 🥞 I'll 🎽 never 💃 roam 🥗 again! 🚕 [Peter 👾 closes ⛳ the 🌂 door] 🥗 Brian: 🏓 Jackass.

♥ 💎 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🕺
The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐟
The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years
is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
-- The Indianapolis Star
♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🥒

[looking 🎈 at 👑 himself 🌏 in 📗 a 👃 spoon] 💎 Tom 🐛 Tucker: 🏀 I'm 🎫 sorry 💚 but 🍖 there's 🚕 a 🌏 handsome 👽 man 📀 in 🚗 my 🐳 spoon. 💗 You'll 🥗 have 💛 to 🎍 come 🌽 back 🍧 later.

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🥞🍧🍖👳🎄🎍⚡🚘🚗🐛🎽🌋👃🌽💙
Being schizophrenic is
better than living alone.
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🎈👑💎📒🍆🥗🏓🎁🌸🎄🍇💗🐳👳💚